Teenage Mutant Ninja Balls

Zorro, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Felix Potvin: these are just some of the notable figures who have gained fame and notoriety by wearing masks. (Why the Turtles ever bothered with masks is beyond me. When you’re a human-sized reptile who takes orders from a rat, donning a strip of coloured material in an effort to conceal your identity isn’t going to fool anyone.)

We can now add two more illustrious individuals to this list:

Illustrious individuals who roast marshmallows on chopsticks at a fancy masquerade ball, that is.

Somehow I don’t think our Tooth Fairy Godmother or Master Splinter would approve.

And, yes, the last time I cared Potvin was in net.

-Andrea